Remember when 90210 and Melrose Place were the closest things to Porn you could ever see? Well, that was me anyway. My parents never had those dirty Skinemax channels so I had to make the best of things. Sometimes I even got lucky and caught a couple minutes of un-scrambled Pay-Per-View softcore action. It was like winning the pervert lottery. Jack-pot!

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